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Hey girl. I’m calling you back.
Oh she’s been a bitch today.
And by bitch, I mean this Christmas shopping.
No gifts, no where!
So I had to put on the diaper, the harness & the shearling coat.
Unlock the car door, lower yourself into the parking, fire up up my love of Swedish furniture because I am going CHRISTMAS shopping today.
& I know exactly what I’ll be!


These are the opening lyrics to a song parody I wrote to the tune of Let’s Have a Kiki about the Ikea Monkey.  It was for a friend’s Xmas album and unfortunately we couldn’t find a karaoke version of the song so I never recorded it.  I think Ana Matronic would be proud. 
  1. consistentlyarielle said:… a game with the monkey in ikea!
  2. ultragraphique said: Please record this!!!
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