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31
Jan
Someone sent me this photo and said look I found your doppelgänger. But I actually think this is me. I can’t remember having a beard that long or wearing a captain’s hat. But it looks identical to me. I am really weirded out.
Assholes writing about assholes behaving like assholes!
30
Jan
27
Jan
You would think that if you were selling an antique on craigslist, you might remove the Barbie and Ken dolls.
Or maybe, just maybe it is a holder for an antique Barbie & Ken!
Oh my god for a second I thought you meant Bradshaw! Haha oh that’ll be awesome, people love shows where there’s a thing that falls from the ceiling right?
When Liz Lemon tried to make new friends last night on 30 Rock and the Sex and the City doppelgängers showed up, I actually screamed.
A sweaty man ass candle would make a great holiday gift.
lol (Taken with instagram)
He was taking a photo of himself while I was checking my twitter. We’re narcissists!
26
Jan
Ummm no, not quite…
Do you think on a summer’s day in 1827, when Joseph Nicephore Niepce made the first photographic image with a camera that he knew it could get THIS good?
25
Jan
GPOYW - Being a helpful little bench edition!
24
Jan
Word.
sonofgerard asked: Roony Mara?! Really?! What was your biggest surprise this morning?
It’s not unsurprising to see Rooney Mara get in.
I was pretty shocked to see the following snubs: Michael Fassbender for Shame, Albert Brooks for Drive and Tilda Swinton for We Need to Talk About Kevin.
Was very surprised to see Damien Bashir, Gary Oldman and Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close for BP. Especially EL&IC for Best Picture over Drive and even Bridesmaids!
23
Jan
- I… hear… you… got nominated for another Oscar.
- Yeah, whatevz.
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